Monday, October 04, 2004

CIA Exec Director Nominee Withdraws Over $2.13 worth of Bacon

It seems that Goss's appointee had, 20 years ago, shoplifted $2.13 worth of bacon while a CIA case officer. As a result, he resigned as a case officer, and sought counseling. I guess it was thought that, after 20 years, a misdimeanor shoplifting charge would be forgotten. It wasn't.

Bacon's GOOD. Pork chops are GOOD.

As a result, Goss had to go to his second choice nominiee for the Exec. Directory: Winona Ryder.

Uh oh......

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