Tuesday, January 27, 2004

But why should we listen to Kay anyhow? He got his job through nepotism.

And now, my secret Washington sources tell me that David Kay's wife was a CIA assassin in Columbia during the 80's, killing over 200 members of the Medlin cartel singlehandedly, and that's the only reason he was sent to Iraq, not his competency to comment on WMD issues.

Ooops -- was that supposed to be a secret? Cause I just thought the people ought to know that Kay wasn't there for his own competency, but through the connections of his CIA assassin wife, who is very highly regarded for her 200 assassinations in the Medlin cartel (she's retired now). So I'm told. By certain senior administration officials.


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