Some people wonder why Tom Ridge hit NYC and DC with Orange terror alert. This little anecdote may be revelatory:
A Southerner walks into a bar in Washington, DC, orders a drink. A completely inebriated Tom Ridge stumbles over to him, and takes a wide swing, just missing him.
The Southerner says, "What the hell was that for?"
Ridge says: "You Southerners started the Civil War!"
The Southerner says "That was over a hundred years ago!"
And Ridge replies: "I just found out about it."
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