A monkey in a zoo near Tel Aviv, after having a severe stomach flu, recovered and has since started walking exclusively on two legs. Monkeys usually switch between 2 and 4 legs, but this one no longer is.
The monkey has also recently shown inclinations toward voting Republican, although he still refuses to wear pants and enjoys watching "CSI: Miami". "I'm a Bush supporter," the monkey has been heard to say. Workers speculate the evolutionary step was the result of brain damage during illness.
Friday, July 23, 2004
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