my punchline entries.

Former President Bush jumped out of an airplane to celebrate his 80th birthday on Sunday......

• He used one of those "tandem jumpers", where he's strapped to somebody's chest. You know, like W. and Dick Cheney.
  
• Barbara didn't want him to do it, but he did it anyway. On the other hand, Laura Bush has been daring her husband, for his next birthday, to put a shotgun in his mouth and pull the trigger..... He'll probably chicken out.
  
• He says he was looking for Ronald Reagan up there. Next year, he says, he's gonna dig a hole to China instead.