13D Punchline Contest

A lot like the Haiku contest we had last year - only this time we get more than one entry. Okay here's the set-up:

Former President Bush jumped out of an airplane to celebrate his 80th birthday on Sunday.

Your job is to make up the best punchline. Extra points for political relevance. Here are two from the pros to get you started:

• If you look at the polls he's not the only Bush free-falling. (Letterman)
• I didn't even know he was a Lakers fan. (Leno)

I'll enter too (later). You're allowed to change the set-up line if you want but it should remain identifiable.