Wednesday, June 16, 2004

Derek's Punchline Entries

Former President Bush jumped out of an airplane to celebrate his 80th
birthday on Sunday...
  • Politicians jumping out of planes - it's a great idea if you think about it.

  • In fact, since then they've run clean out of gift certificates at the Capitol Hill's "Great Blue Yonder" skydiving school.

  • I guess we all know what's in those 48 envelopes from the Senate Democrats that President Bush is getting for his birthday on July 6.

  • In response, John Kerry has commended the former President for making a fine start with that jump, but pointed out that he seemed to get "hung up" about halfway down. If his son wants to do the job properly, Kerry said, he has a few suggestions.

  • It's too bad though because Laura Bush has said she always wished her husband would take up a dangerous hobby... now that Dad's done it, the thing is - Dubyah never liked to follow in his footsteps.

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