Top 2 Bush Dog Jokes

Both courtesy Jay Leno:

#2. Some sad news. President Bush's lap dog died. And I didn't even know Tony Blair was sick. I was shocked.

#1. Over the weekend, the Bush family dog, Spot, had to be put to sleep. He was 15 years old and the president said they had to put him to sleep due to a series of heart problems over the years. That's gotta make Dick Cheney kind of jumpy, huh?