Monday, September 27, 2004

"Why Does God Hate Us?"

Florida has been hit with four hurricanes in a month; on the TV news, I've just seen, a police officer asking rhetorically, "Why Does God Hate Us So Much?"

Isn't it obvious why? It's because state officials stole the 2000 election. God's sending the hurricanes now because, as you know, the next election is coming soon. These hurricanes are just God's warning -- if the state succeeds in stealing the election yet again, Florida will see even worse punishment. Famine. Fire.

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