Bush's Lines get Wider and Wider

Always read between Bush's lines: 'I want you to know how touched I was that the chief justice came to administer the oath,' the president said afterward at the Capitol luncheon. 'That was an incredibly moving part' of the ceremony, he said."

Translation: "Look at 'im! He's practically dead! You think he's fulfilling his duties as Chief Justice of the United States? HELLS NO. He should resign right now. I'm gonna get me a good appointment in by-crackey!"