Sunday, December 31, 2006

The Late Gerald Ford's Home: Golf Course Central

Reading that Ford was actually quite a talented athlete (he could probably wrestle Don Rumsfeld to the ground) and not the stumbler Chevy Chase physically manifested as metaphor for the "accidental President" (and, for a few well-broadcast trips and stumbles), I became curious about his golfing habit. I looked up where he lived: Rancho Mirage, CA . It seems there are some golf clubs there. Isolated as it is, in the desert, I tried to make a list of all the golf clubs/country clubs which appear within about 15 miles:


  1. Escena Golf Club
  2. Desert Princess Country Club
  3. Cimarron Golf Reseort
  4. Mesquite golf and country Club
  5. Canyon Country Club
  6. Indian Canyons Golf Resort
  7. Tahquitz Creek Golf Resort
  8. Mission Hills-Gary Player Course
  9. Mission Hills Country Club
  10. Mission Hills-Pete Dye Golf Course
  11. Cathedral Canyon Golf and Tennis Club
  12. Tamarisk Country Club
  13. Morningside Country Club
  14. Springs Country Club
  15. Thunderbird Country Club
  16. Tri-Palm Estates Country Club
  17. Ivey Ranch Country Club
  18. Classic Club
  19. Marriott Shadow Ride Resort
  20. Rancho Mirage Country Club
  21. Sunrise Country Club
  22. Rancho Las Palmas Country Club
  23. Palm Dessert Greens Country Club
  24. Desert Willow Golf Resort
  25. Emerald Desert Golf and RV Resort
  26. Monterey country Club
  27. Portola Country Club
  28. Lakes Country Club
  29. Oasis Country Club
  30. Palm Desert Resort Country Club
  31. Mountain Vista Golf club
  32. Shadow Mountain Golf Club
  33. Marrakesh Country Club
  34. Desert Horizons Country Club
  35. Vintage Club
  36. Eldorado Country Club
  37. Golf Resort at Indian Wells
  38. Indian Wells Country Club
  39. Bermuda Dunes Country Club
  40. Heritage Palms Golf Club
  41. Indian Springs Golf and Country Club
  42. Bighorn Golf Club
  43. Ironwood Country Club
  44. Reserve Golf Club
  45. La Quinta Country Club
  46. Rancho La Quinta Country Club
  47. La Quinta Resort and Club
  48. Tradition Golf Club
  49. Hideaway Golf Club
  50. Indio Municipal Golf Course
  51. Golf Club at Terra Lago
  52. Palms Golf Club
  53. Trilogy Golf Club at La Quinta


That seems to be it. Now, just so's you know I'm not some barefoot yokel, I'm aware that "country club" doesn't necessarily imply a separate golf course. Even so, there's a bazillion golf courses there! Okay, sure, we probably shouldn't count the Ivey Ranch Country Club and the Classic Club, since those are east of I10, and god knows what kind of people are playing golf out there. I don't even want to know who came up with the brilliant "Plantation Club" -- I mean, why not go the whole nine yards and call it "Third Reich's Plantation Club", just to put everyone on notice?

Even so, takes your breath away.

Oh, it's in the middle of a desert. Did I mention that?

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