No Bob, she stopped calling 'cause the last time we all went out together, you got really REALLY wasted. At one of the bars, you guys were fawning over each other when she asked you to remind her what a swell actress she is, when you said, and I quote:
"Baby, you sucked SOOOO bad in 'Me, Myself & Irene' and your ass looked SO HUGE, I mean..."
That's when she slugged you and left. You finished snorting that line of coke from the hooker's rack and we called it a night. I can see why you forgot the whole evening.
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No Bob, she stopped calling 'cause the last time we all went out together, you got really REALLY wasted. At one of the bars, you guys were fawning over each other when she asked you to remind her what a swell actress she is, when you said, and I quote:
"Baby, you sucked SOOOO bad in 'Me, Myself & Irene' and your ass looked SO HUGE, I mean..."
That's when she slugged you and left. You finished snorting that line of coke from the hooker's rack and we called it a night. I can see why you forgot the whole evening.
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