How I deal with Karl Rove

Since I lost my omnipotence, I've had to develop coping mechanisms for thinking about Karl Rove.

I've decided to resort to food jokes. For example, When he says that : "he thinks Clinton could have difficulty in the general election, in part, because there is a 'brittleness about her,'" I would say, why is he obsessed with peanut brittle? Should he really be thinking about sugary snacks? That doesn't seem right.